How much weight will I gain after eating this much food in a week?

3 donuts, 2 club sandwiches, 2 roast beef sandwiches, deep-fried fish, McDonald's 1/4 p w. cheese, fries, large drink, apple pie, about 12-15 cookies, a gyro (donair), poutine (fries smothered in ground beef, cheese, & gravy), crab dip & crackers, candy, a chocolate bar, a banana, coleslaw, 2 large bags of chips, a slushie, & 1 flask of booze + about 10 beers? (oh, I forgot..& two more huge plates of fries. ;p)